wonder_saiyan: well, i think i'm finally done chopping the local plantlife to bits
wonder_saiyan: and the porch shouldn't need a bath for quite a while
wonder_saiyan: so....yay
wonder_saiyan: if i could get the cats to take off their damn muddy shoes b4 they get on the porch i wouldn't have to bathe it in the first place!
Clark Johnson: cat shoes!
Clark Johnson: :3
wonder_saiyan: lol
Clark Johnson: shoes made of cat
wonder_saiyan: ogod, what have they been doing to the others?
wonder_saiyan: i can see it now....
Clark Johnson: lol
wonder_saiyan: my cats see another local cat, and they walk up to it and say " we think you'd make a fine pair of shoes" then they would all close in on the other cat.....next thing i know, they be wearing furry shoes!
Clark Johnson: just another layer of cute fluffyness
wonder_saiyan: but but but, another was sacrificed....that means there is less cute roaming the streets. now they end up sitting next to the door in my house, not able to do a damn thing
Clark Johnson: all cuteness in the world is beginning to condense at your house
wonder_saiyan: XD
wonder_saiyan: so that's why there is this big long line of felines circling the block. they're waiting for their chance!
wonder_saiyan: to become ....shoes...?
wonder_saiyan: worn by others from their species.....?
Clark Johnson: to join the collective
Clark Johnson: to finally form one superfluff
wonder_saiyan: ah, that's right. i keep forgetting about that project
wonder_saiyan: >_>
wonder_saiyan: <_<
wonder_saiyan: top secret project, that is....
wonder_saiyan: ....
wonder_saiyan: how do you know of this?!?!?!
wonder_saiyan:
Clark Johnson: remember, i have a psychic link with coco
wonder_saiyan: yeah, but now...
wonder_saiyan: we may have to kill you....>_>
wonder_saiyan: or something
Clark Johnson: lol
wonder_saiyan: hang on
wonder_saiyan: let me flip through the guide
Clark Johnson: by kill do you mean give hugs to?
wonder_saiyan: .....hmmm.....
wonder_saiyan: it says here that all outside persons with knowledge of highly classified, top secret workings within the forces are to be terminated by way of a 1000 cat strong kitty-glomp attack.....
wonder_saiyan: so....
Clark Johnson: fweee!
wonder_saiyan: looks like it's puddle time for you
wonder_saiyan: *begins to summon the cats needed for said termination*
Clark Johnson: lol
wonder_saiyan: ok, they're all ready. i'll need you to stand over here *directs you to where a circle has been painted onto the ground*
wonder_saiyan: no need to bind and gag you or whatever...
Clark Johnson: lol
wonder_saiyan: you won't want to run from all the cute, and the only noise you will make will be fwees of delight from all the fluffy cuteness that is about to overwhelm you
Clark Johnson: :3
wonder_saiyan: ok, are we ready? *looks at you, then at the circle of cats surrounding you*
Clark Johnson: hehe, yup
Clark Johnson: did the cats just crash or something?
wonder_saiyan: no, its just that my radio signal was jammed for a minute(more like, yahoo kicked me out for no freaking reason AGAIN!)
wonder_saiyan: ok, here we go...
wonder_saiyan: SUPER 1K FLUFF ATTACK, GO! DESTROY THE OUTSIDER!!!
Clark Johnson: X3
Clark Johnson: *is ultra mega kitty glomped*
wonder_saiyan: *watches as you begin to melt down into a waffly puddle*
Clark Johnson: *melt stops halfway done...then begins to reform*
Clark Johnson: i...i.....LIIIIIIIIVE!
wonder_saiyan:
wonder_saiyan: *all the cats stop and stare at you with big eyes*
Clark Johnson: >_>
Clark Johnson: <_<
Clark Johnson: *pets all the lil fluffs*
Clark Johnson: :3
wonder_saiyan: *all the fluffs begin to rub your leg, lick you and stuff, and purr*
Clark Johnson: X3
wonder_saiyan: well, in light of this turn of events...i have no choice but to make you a member of our top secret society bent on world domination. our only weapon is....the extreme use of all things cute and fluffy
Clark Johnson: X33333333333333333333
wonder_saiyan: will you join us?
Clark Johnson: of course
wonder_saiyan: well, since you have survived the super 1k fluff attack, you are now the highest ranking member besides me
Clark Johnson: hehehe
wonder_saiyan: and...i must also tell you that...
wonder_saiyan: >_>
wonder_saiyan: <_<
wonder_saiyan: we know your true identity
Clark Johnson: which is?
wonder_saiyan: you are the waffle king, are you not? the last of your race, ruling from the floating fortress of doom above wisconsin?
Clark Johnson: hehehe
Clark Johnson: got that right
wonder_saiyan: well, of course! i happen to be the toast queen after all. i try to keep track of the breakfast related beings in this world. i am now trying to bring down the mooly forces from inside their ranks. i have found out that they are the pancake kings main supplier of goods
Clark Johnson:
wonder_saiyan: is there a problem?
Clark Johnson: the pancake king has betrayed us!
wonder_saiyan: like always! that beast of breakfast mayhem! he's disrupting the balance between all who are left from our worlds
wonder_saiyan: he's been after my people to join his side. they have informed me that he has plans to try and take over your fortress so he can be rid of you
Clark Johnson: my fortress is impenitrable, im not worried
wonder_saiyan: still, it would be better to be rid of him, if anything, because he's annoying as hell, and always cheats at poker
Clark Johnson: lol
wonder_saiyan: plus, he hogs the butter and the syrup!
Clark Johnson: that bastard!
wonder_saiyan: i know! damn it all! my people need that butter, and you need the sryup. hmmm...
wonder_saiyan: this will take some major planning...as well as teamwork...
Clark Johnson: hmmm
Clark Johnson: ._.
wonder_saiyan: X3
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Clark Johnson:
._.Clark Johnson: that's their leader ^
wonder_saiyan: awwwwwX3
Clark Johnson: !!!
Clark Johnson: we shall attack the pancake king with an army of poofs!
wonder_saiyan: XD
wonder_saiyan: hungry poofs, they will be even more effective
Clark Johnson: X3
Clark Johnson: what about using sleepy poofs as advanced scouts?
wonder_saiyan: hmmm....well, with them being sleepy...how reliable would they be?
Clark Johnson: of course, theyre cuteness makes up for the sleepyness
wonder_saiyan: true
wonder_saiyan: well, no harm in trying i s'pose. the opposing forces won't do anything more than cuddle them if they get close enough
Clark Johnson: exaclty
wonder_saiyan: we'd better have them take a refresher course on those tactics just in case. they've all been out of training for a long time
DANCE PARTY 2-2: The Sequel: WITH A VENGENCE!!: When your subtitles have subtitles.
