sephiroth_2k4: so me is zooooooooooooombie
wonder_saiyan: zoooooooooooooooombie
wonder_saiyan: (@) w (@)
sephiroth_2k4: braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
wonder_saiyan: there aren't any around that are suitable for your zombie needs
sephiroth_2k4: i know
wonder_saiyan: you ate them all and i didn't get any! now i'm a starving zombie
sephiroth_2k4: awwww
sephiroth_2k4: *hands u a kitty*
wonder_saiyan: wtf am i s'posed to do with this fuzzy thing? is it a hat?
wonder_saiyan: *puts it on her head*
sephiroth_2k4: it has a teeny brain
wonder_saiyan: a mere morsel that cannot quell my hunger
wonder_saiyan: i need it super-sized!
sephiroth_2k4: lol
wonder_saiyan: *gets the ray gun out*
wonder_saiyan: *sets it to "ginormous"*
wonder_saiyan: *blasts the furball*
wonder_saiyan: *watches as the kitty becomes godzilla sized*
wonder_saiyan:
MEOW!wonder_saiyan: jesus...chri....*falls over from the ground shaking that the kitty creates as it plays with things*
sephiroth_2k4: lol
wonder_saiyan: the most adorable destructive threat to manlind ever! :3
wonder_saiyan: ^mankind
wonder_saiyan: *throws the gnome in front of the cat*
wonder_saiyan: *cat plays with it for a bit then bites the gnomes head off*
sephiroth_2k4: XD
wonder_saiyan: serves him right, fucker
wonder_saiyan:
sephiroth_2k4: lol
sephiroth_2k4:
wonder_saiyan:
wonder_saiyan:
wonder_saiyan:
wonder_saiyan:
wonder_saiyan: DNA chain?
wonder_saiyan:
sephiroth_2k4: ogod
wonder_saiyan: why are you messing with DNA?!?!?!
wonder_saiyan:
sephiroth_2k4: im playing god
sephiroth_2k4: MWHAHAHA
wonder_saiyan: you can't play yourself, this isn't some crappy hollywood "based on a true story" flick
sephiroth_2k4: XD
wonder_saiyan: *sprouts another arm from her neck*
wonder_saiyan: ....
sephiroth_2k4: ...
wonder_saiyan: what did you do?!?!
wonder_saiyan:
wonder_saiyan: it's gonna be a bitch to get dressed now
wonder_saiyan: though prolly easier to do some things at work
wonder_saiyan: i=bored
wonder_saiyan: i= upside down exclamation point as well
wonder_saiyan: i'm not quite sure how a one letter word can become a five letter word...
sephiroth_2k4:
wonder_saiyan: oh well, the mysteries of the universe cannot always be so easily explained
wonder_saiyan:
wonder_saiyan: you gonna mess with DNA again?
wonder_saiyan: i really don't want another appendage
wonder_saiyan: well...maybe another leg, complete with foot, for more ass kickin, but that'd be it
wonder_saiyan: perhaps the paper cups will inhale some craggy rock type stuff and develope a social complex
wonder_saiyan: who knows?
sephiroth_2k4: *phone*
wonder_saiyan: i sure as hell don't
wonder_saiyan: it's ok if you're on the phone, gived me a chance to ramble
wonder_saiyan: ^gives
wonder_saiyan: *peels strips of flesh from gnome*
wonder_saiyan: piece of shit....anyway, yeah, social complexes are the way to go these days
wonder_saiyan: i got a free ice cream cone at McDonalds when they thought i was "special". i threw it in their faces and took all of the straws. do you need any straws, by the way? i have plenty...anyway, i was over at the cart corral the other day and i found a sucker stick. i just left it there because, i mean c'mon, you don't know what kind of mouth that thing has been in, you know? the octopus arms i had then were hard to control anyway, but i had a grand old time slapping the birds around since i could reach further
sephiroth_2k4:
wonder_saiyan: oh, you're back
wonder_saiyan: bienvenidos
sephiroth_2k4: and im confused
wonder_saiyan: oh? about what?
sephiroth_2k4: ur rant
wonder_saiyan: *hands you a bunch of straws*
sephiroth_2k4: ...
wonder_saiyan: go on, take them, i have oodles
wonder_saiyan: oodles of noodles made from poodles
wonder_saiyan: ...
wonder_saiyan: oodles of poodle noodles have i
wonder_saiyan: they go great with a bourbon sauce
wonder_saiyan: anyway, back to what we were talking about
wonder_saiyan: ....
wonder_saiyan: what were we talking about?
sephiroth_2k4: ......
sephiroth_2k4: i
sephiroth_2k4: dont
sephiroth_2k4: know
wonder_saiyan: well then , just hop in and begin talking about whatever comes to mind ^_^
wonder_saiyan: you wanna discuss the difference between red orange and orange red, that's fine with me
wonder_saiyan: take a toothpick, fresh and clean, to get around and in between
wonder_saiyan: ....
sephiroth_2k4: ...
wonder_saiyan: too random?
wonder_saiyan: is there such a thing?
sephiroth_2k4: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur
wonder_saiyan: oh no, i have totally befuddled you again
sephiroth_2k4: gadurdur dubblebubble
wonder_saiyan: i like the octobubble best
wonder_saiyan: have you ever watched the road salt dance on the bacon slices?
wonder_saiyan: its even more entertaing when you add a little gunpowder to the flames. it creates all sorts of tomato sauce
wonder_saiyan: which also goes good with those poodle noodles i mentioned earlier
wonder_saiyan:yum
sephiroth_2k4: *asplodes*
wonder_saiyan: oops, i guess i added too much key ring gravy to your socks
wonder_saiyan: *un-asplodes you*
wonder_saiyan: there ya go, good as new + 21 years
sephiroth_2k4: *brain ded*
wonder_saiyan: i agreee, you even spelled dead wrong as firther proof
wonder_saiyan: ...
wonder_saiyan: ^further
wonder_saiyan: *pulls out the gnomes fingernails one by one*
wonder_saiyan: fucker....
wonder_saiyan: *gives you the brain from the giant kitty that we forgot about and left all alone in the city*
wonder_saiyan: poor thing
sephiroth_2k4: meow
wonder_saiyan: *scratches your chin*
wonder_saiyan: :3
sephiroth_2k4: >:3
wonder_saiyan: ....
wonder_saiyan: *gives you a steak*
wonder_saiyan: i didn't realize that evolution could work in such a manner
wonder_saiyan: come on, lil guy, lets get in the car
sephiroth_2k4: *drives the car*
sephiroth_2k4: rawr im a lion drivin ur car
wonder_saiyan: thanks, with this arm growing out of my neck its difficult for me to do that
wonder_saiyan: back to random
wonder_saiyan: bucket seats and safety belts
wonder_saiyan: we are building a religion
wonder_saiyan: i'm changing my name from kitty to karen
wonder_saiyan: too much carbon monoxide for me.....car after truck after car after bus, after this my lungs will be so fucked up....
wonder_saiyan: ultimate dry skin penetrates fast with 7 intensive heals
wonder_saiyan: ....
wonder_saiyan: one of the ingrediants in this peanut butter is RAPESEED?!?!?!
wonder_saiyan: it's part of the vegetable oil combo
wonder_saiyan:
wonder_saiyan: '86 thru '91, non-greasy
wonder_saiyan: prod. no. 14021
wonder_saiyan: what is the status report?
sephiroth_2k4: "
wonder_saiyan: ah, i see
wonder_saiyan: orange scented rubbing alcohol is getting low, make a note and put it on the list
sephiroth_2k4: k
wonder_saiyan: now on to the cleansing of the koale bears
wonder_saiyan: ^koala
wonder_saiyan: dammit!
wonder_saiyan: *throws the gnome into a vat of acid*
wonder_saiyan:
DIE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! DIE!wonder_saiyan: i say we start a petition
wonder_saiyan: more croutons in the salads!
wonder_saiyan: less spicy in our chickens!
wonder_saiyan: and for the love of god, could the people at arbys please distribute the meat on their market freash sandwiches more evenly?
sephiroth_2k4:
sephiroth_2k4: so random
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