Post by SqiKy kLeen on Aug 17, 2009 4:57:12 GMT -5
(OOC: This short story was inspired by jokes that AC, X, Waffles, and myself made as we drove up to AZ's for a night of chillin. Hope you enjoy!)
Valtiel floated in mid-air as he laughed hysterically. Our heroes had fought bravely, but it was to no avail, and it appeared they were only moments away from being destroyed, along with the entire planet Earth. Exhausted and on their knees, they had to come up with a strategy and fast.
Jack: "Come on guys, we have to let our powers combine!"
Zack: "Right, we gotta summon Captian Planet!"
The group of heroes then made a formation in a circle, and pointed their fists at a concentrated spot in the air.
Jack: "Earth!"
Bax: "Fire!"
Sephiroth X: "...wind..."
Zack: "WATER!!!!!!!!"
Dark Crono: ".................."
The group stared at Crono, whose mouth was hanging open, as he tried to bring himself to utter a useless word relating to a pointless human emotion.
Dark Crono: "........hhhhheeeaaaaaaaaaaa......."
"Come on, come on...", Zack encouraged, as the rest of the group hung on Crono's next word.
Dark Crono: "...hhheeaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt"
"........"
"of darkenss-darkenss-darkenss-darkenss-darkenss..."
The other four heroes then put their foreheads into their hands, resulting in a quadruple facepalm. "But that wasn't so hard, now was it?", Zack commented.
Dark Crono: "An equillibrium seeks to be regulated..."
Then Captian Planet appeared. He floated lazily in mid-air, hunched over and scratching himself under the arms. His face had a look of indifference and lacked expression. Dark Crono had summoned quite possibly the most bummed out Captian Planet, ever.
Cap. Planet: "well.... your powers combined.... and now Im here.... and stuff.... I WAS taking a nap...."
Then Planet looked over at the hideous Valtiel, who was growing bored out of his freaking mind listening to the banter from those lower life forms. "...... no.... just, no... not fighting that thing today..... ", Planet said, as he turned around and slowly floated away, his back hunched forward and his limbs dangling as he began to snore, literally falling asleep while flying. While sleep-flying he took a hard turn and crashed into a building before falling without a care onto the concrete. Valtiel cocked his head to one side before letting out an aggrivated sigh. "What I gotta put up with these days..."
Valtiel floated in mid-air as he laughed hysterically. Our heroes had fought bravely, but it was to no avail, and it appeared they were only moments away from being destroyed, along with the entire planet Earth. Exhausted and on their knees, they had to come up with a strategy and fast.
Jack: "Come on guys, we have to let our powers combine!"
Zack: "Right, we gotta summon Captian Planet!"
The group of heroes then made a formation in a circle, and pointed their fists at a concentrated spot in the air.
Jack: "Earth!"
Bax: "Fire!"
Sephiroth X: "...wind..."
Zack: "WATER!!!!!!!!"
Dark Crono: ".................."
The group stared at Crono, whose mouth was hanging open, as he tried to bring himself to utter a useless word relating to a pointless human emotion.
Dark Crono: "........hhhhheeeaaaaaaaaaaa......."
"Come on, come on...", Zack encouraged, as the rest of the group hung on Crono's next word.
Dark Crono: "...hhheeaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt"
"........"
"of darkenss-darkenss-darkenss-darkenss-darkenss..."
The other four heroes then put their foreheads into their hands, resulting in a quadruple facepalm. "But that wasn't so hard, now was it?", Zack commented.
Dark Crono: "An equillibrium seeks to be regulated..."
Then Captian Planet appeared. He floated lazily in mid-air, hunched over and scratching himself under the arms. His face had a look of indifference and lacked expression. Dark Crono had summoned quite possibly the most bummed out Captian Planet, ever.
Cap. Planet: "well.... your powers combined.... and now Im here.... and stuff.... I WAS taking a nap...."
Then Planet looked over at the hideous Valtiel, who was growing bored out of his freaking mind listening to the banter from those lower life forms. "...... no.... just, no... not fighting that thing today..... ", Planet said, as he turned around and slowly floated away, his back hunched forward and his limbs dangling as he began to snore, literally falling asleep while flying. While sleep-flying he took a hard turn and crashed into a building before falling without a care onto the concrete. Valtiel cocked his head to one side before letting out an aggrivated sigh. "What I gotta put up with these days..."
