1. What are your real name and your nickname(s)?My name's Zack Strife! Yup! Though for some reason Jack calls me Claude... I dunno why, don't like that name, but whatever floats his boat...
2. What is your current age?I dunno, but probably 18 or 20 or 50 cuz I'm strong, an' Strifes get strong when they're grown-ups!
3. What is your favorite food?All food! Hahaha, I dunno, I like lotsa things. Mostly pizza an' hamburgers, an' cooked lizards. Oh! I love grasshoppers too! Oh! An' chocolate milkshake! Oh! An' apples!
4. And your favorite drink?Oh, um, was milkshake a drink? I dunno. For sure though, I love soda-pop! There's all different kinds, someday I'll try 'em all!
5. Are you romantically involved with anyone?Every lady I see! They just don't know it yet. 6. Do you have any pet peeves?I don't wanna get a pet until things settle down. I can't take good care of a pet when I'm always runnin' around fighting. What's a peeve, by the way? Are they fuzzy? I would prefer a fuzzy pet.
(Interviewer explains what a "pet peeve" really is)
Ooooh! Well that's a weird word. Well, let's seeeee... I really hate it when people are mean for no reason. But I guess that's just the way things are...
7. What is your favorite color?I can't see too many colors cuz I'm red-gr-- wait... Ah! This always confuses me! Um, I like lotsa colors... kinda a toss-up between green, blue, and black. And yellow. Erm... and red. And purple. Umm... anything but brown?
8. Who is your favorite author?I saw a cartoon once and his name was Arther, that was pretty good, he was some kind of talking animal.
(Interviewer explains to him what "author" means)
Oh! Um, well, I'm not good at reading, so I have no idea. There was a book called "Everybody Poops" I saw once in a store though, it made me laugh, so whoever wrote that maybe?
9. What is your biggest fear?There are things I fear, but I will not dwell on them...Though I can easily say, losing my friends would be the worst.
10. Do you have any siblings?......................No. Or he's here. I think.
(Interviewer quirks a brow)
Never mind. ^_^
11. Who is your hero?If you mean like in comic books, I dunno, they all look weird to me. But if you mean like, someone you look up to... All my friends. Sephiroth an' Bax are really strong, an' Jack is really cool. I wanna be as cool as them someday.
So I don't drag them down...12. Who is your worst enemy?Ack! Um, I don't like to think about bad stuff like that... I know Valtiel's really really bad though. An' Crono, he makes Sephy really upset so I think I hate him. Then there's pretty much anyone in Zion...
I won't go any further.13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together (joined forces or became romantic)?Oh man! Sephy an' Crono just did! Join forces that is. I still dunno what to make of it, it creeps me out. An' I worry about Sephy being all weird lately... But he an' the others won't join up with Valtiel or do anything bad, I know it! So why worry so much?
14. What would you do if you met your creator?Huh? Oh yeah, I did hear some stuff about God, an' thanks to stuff going on with Prodigi I know there's Heaven an' Hell... So if I saw God I'd ask him to maybe tell people to get along better, so there's less crime an' stuff.
15. Where do you hope to be in life five years from now?Five years? How long is that? I dunno really how long years are... But if it's a long time, I wanna beeeee..... Wow, never thought o' that. I guess I'd like to have a house on the Beta continent, where there's lotsa grass an' trees, in a great big fancy house, with technology, an' all my friends living with me! Though by then, Bax'll probably be gone... Aww... But if it's a short time then maybe before he goes! Or he can come back an' visit!
16. What is your worst nightmare?Dreams are only dreams...17. What is your lifelong dream?Does someone dream their whole life? That makes no sense.
(Interviewer explains)
Oh. Well, I guess the same as the other one, the "in five years" thing. To have a nice house, an' be with my friends. Maybe have a pet, or a lotta pets.
Oh, an' I'll totally be a model! Chicks would dig me! 18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?Uhhh, I dunno... Be happy? Laugh an' smile a lot? We could play games, use computers, watch tv, go to town, all that fun stuff.
19. Where is your favorite place to relax?That depends. Shade is always nice cuz it protects ya from the sun. Oh, laying in the grass is awesome, it feels cool an' tickly! An' one time I fell asleep taking a bath in these nice bath-tubs around here. :3 (Then I got really cold! XD )
20. What do you spend most of your time doing?Hmm, depends on what's goin' on. Lately, runnin' around, trying to find people, fighting... Otherwise, makin' money to help out Bax, an' trying to learn things. I'll get to take it easy eventually. ^_^