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Post by remixedcat on Sept 24, 2009 13:53:06 GMT -5
you all prolly know bout the kanye west thing where he interrupted taylor swift's thing on stage.... well here's somethin':  |
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Post by remixedcat on Sept 24, 2009 14:24:50 GMT -5
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Post by remixedcat on Sept 24, 2009 21:32:49 GMT -5
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Post by AltruisticCrono on Sept 27, 2009 22:26:27 GMT -5
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly Marx four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew
(Sauce unknown)
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Post by andrakon on Sept 28, 2009 0:32:33 GMT -5
Thats awesome! It reminds me of a poem I once found where the letters of every word were jumbled up except the first and last letter were in the right place. It was quite easy to read because your mind can put it together as long as the first and last letter are correct. Unfortunately I can't seem to find it. So in return, a funny poem I found wile looking!
Bogey
I sit at my desk in a stupor,
My brain starting to decompose,
And there on the end of my finger,
Sits a bogey, picked fresh from my nose.
I fiddle around with the bogey,
Pulling it this way and that,
Then I hurl it towards my computer,
Where it lands on my screen with a 'splat'.
I look at the bogey before I go home,
Where it sits, now dried up, on my screen.
It's quite a big bogey, I think to myself,
And really, quite pleasantly green.
Copyright; Bethany Brown
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Post by andrakon on Sept 28, 2009 0:57:38 GMT -5
Here is good computer related one:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the doubleclicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash.
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side affects of Gauss,
So your icons in the windows are so wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC.
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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Post by andrakon on Sept 28, 2009 1:01:46 GMT -5
And here is one of my favorites, a poem about computer symbols!
A poll conducted among INFOCUS magazine readers had established "waka" as the proper
pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters (<), though some readers held out resolutely
for "norkies." In honor of computer symbology's increased role in our vocabulary, INFOCUS
published the following poem , written by Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College &
Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI.
>> ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.
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Post by ArchangelZero on Sept 28, 2009 14:39:14 GMT -5
I lol'd.
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Post by ForeverZeroUltima on Sept 28, 2009 18:49:51 GMT -5
And here is one of my favorites, a poem about computer symbols! A poll conducted among INFOCUS magazine readers had established "waka" as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters (<), though some readers held out resolutely for "norkies." In honor of computer symbology's increased role in our vocabulary, INFOCUS published the following poem , written by Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI. >> ! * ' ' # ^ " ` $ $ - ! * = @ $ _ % * < > ~ # 4 & [ ] . . / | { , , SYSTEM HALTED The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit: Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat equal at dollar under-score, Percent splat waka waka tilde number four, Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash, Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH. Win. |
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Post by wondersaiyan on Oct 8, 2009 9:13:09 GMT -5
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Post by remixedcat on Oct 8, 2009 11:54:21 GMT -5
she's infamous around these parts..... what a douche.... poor xbox.!
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Post by The Waffle King on Oct 25, 2009 1:18:56 GMT -5
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Post by wondersaiyan on Oct 29, 2009 13:53:03 GMT -5
Sir Loin, of Cloth
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Post by remixedcat on Oct 30, 2009 1:38:57 GMT -5
Grass-written by: RemixedCat
this is a poem that sucks ass
this is a poem about grass
it is green it is long it is tall it is wide
this poem sucks cause I can't decide
what else to put in here
I think you need a beer
to deal with some kinda peeps
that makes you itch and get the creeps
and I hate marshmallow peeps!
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Post by remixedcat on Nov 15, 2009 16:20:30 GMT -5
this!: just bad.  |
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