I'm stupid =/

[wagner]

I know I told some of you over MSN already, but this is for the others to enjoy

Professor: Of what country is the monetary unit, the rupee, used?
Guy #1: India
Girl #1: India
Guy #2: India
Me: Hyrule

Guy 1: What is a battlecry of the Crusaders during The Crusades of the Middle Ages?
Guy 2: Deus le volt! (God wills it!)
Guy 3: For God and country!
Me: All your base are belong to us =/

(Five minutes after this happens)
Me: Why do I keep using video game quotes for real life answers?
Me: Damn, I feel like a whore now.
Jeremy: TOTALLY quoting that!

[wagner]

Here's another one. (This is after 2 hours of having to deal with a horde of drama queens complaining to me about their non-existent love lives since they're so indecisive)

Me: What happens when you tell a drama queen to stop bitching? The same thing that happens when you tell a druggy to stop taking free welfare checks.
Alyssa: What's that?
Me: Either they won't listen or they'll threaten to kill you unless you give 'em your Nikes.

[wagner]

Here's a quote from some random kid I met.

"I ate a whole jar of peanut butter in 40 minutes. Am I going to die? =/"

[wagner]

Here's a little treat for you guys that hate racism.

In a first class cabin on a plane...

First row: (Two Arab men discussing American Idol)

Second row: (Two black men looking at the Arabs) Man, of all the flights, I gotta ride with these terrorist sons of bitches. I got my eye on you, Al-Qaeda.

Third Row: (Two white men looking at the blacks) Why are these negros in first class? Must be rappers. We're gonna get robbed.

Fourth row: (Two Native Americans looking at the white men) Me no trust them white men. Me better not go to bathroom. White men will steal my seat and call it Manifest Destiny.