Post by AltruisticCrono on Feb 27, 2009 2:52:11 GMT -5
An impromptu instant message story that sometimes (be it rarely) happens with X and me.
X was the main character.
[May contain strong language]
Sephiroth: hey
Sephiroth: HEY!
Sephiroth: !!!
| ? |
Sephiroth: *jumps*
*coin*
Sephiroth: damn
Sephiroth: *jumps again*
*coin*
Sephiroth: *jumps 8 more times*
*coin* x 7 -> turns to [>.<]
Sephiroth: *moves on*
| ? |
Sephiroth: *jumps*
*releases hammer bros suit, tanuki suit, 3 1-ups, and a poison mushroom*
Sephiroth: *takes all but the mushroom (mushroom)*
Piranha plant eats mushroom *nom nom nom*
Sephiroth: *jumps over plant*
*piranha plant transforms into Naval Piranha (TM) and follows you*
Sephiroth: *runs*
Sephiroth: >>>>>>>P
*Shrugs and eats baby Mario* Nom nom nom
Sephiroth: *doesnt care, found baby Mario annoying thats to mario world 2*
*Suddenly, spinys... thousands of them... fall from the clouds*
Sephiroth: *puts on hammer bros suit and starts throwing hammers*
*lakitu dies, leaving an empty floating cloud*
Your exits are North, South, Taco Bell, and Dennis
Sephiroth: *takes dennis*
Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimber jam. He paces about nerviously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.
Sephiroth: asks : "where is ye flask?"
Dennis: To find ye flask, you must climb the nearest skate park ramp, swim through the treacherous Wisconsin River, and find the Keysmith. There he will provide you a key to open one of twenty doors in an abandoned papermill.
Sephiroth: *Pulls key out of his pocket* I did that sidequest first, since I got the red tunic
Dennis: Now listen ma boi, you require the legendary dodongo bomb bag to defeat the legendary dodongo behind the Learning of Hill Valley
Sephiroth: Cant I just win it at the gold saucer?
Dennis: ...yes
Sephiroth: Be right back.
Sephiroth: *Goes to gold saucer*
*Cait Sith sees a potential customer*
Cait Sith: Hello fine hero, can I read your fortune? It will only take a second, seriously!
Sephiroth: No
Cait Sith: But... I am never wrong and reap the great rewards by... Oh, Hello fine hero, can I read your fortune? It will only take a second, seriously!
Sephiroth: ...
Sephiroth: *Walks up to Cait Sith and deletes system32*
Sephiroth: *Restarts and walks on*
You encounter the gaming room. Choose your event:
Sephiroth: Virtual Battle
Virtual Battle - 200 Gil
What you need to do is to fight! Fight like a man! To fight, press Triangle for upper attack, Square for middle attack, and Cancel for lower attack. The first one to hit the enemy ten times will proceed to the next level.
Sephiroth: *Enters Konami Code*
*JACKPOT* Millions of coins, gil, GP, and munny pour out of vendor*
Sephiroth: *Takes it all then buys that bag the guy wanted*
Cait Sith 2: Oh great choice, sir hero. I can give you a complementary fortune reading. It will only take a second, seriously!
Sephiroth: Fine
Sephiroth: Read my f*cking fortune!
*does his f*cking little dance that takes over a minute*
Sephiroth: ...
Cait Sith 2: I see in your future the loss of a loved one, tricky (tricky) obstacles, and a man named Dennis. Your lucky numbers are 4, 15, 99, and 9,999.
Sephiroth: Well at least the number is over nine thousand
Cait Sith 2: Yes, I told you it was a great fortune. Here, I will do another JUST for you.
*does his f*cking little dance that takes over a minute*
Sephiroth: ...
Cait Sith 2: Whoops, my megaphone just broke. I'll be back later for more great feats of amazement!
*mysterious shadow approaches the hero*
*tosses Ye Flask at hero's feet*
Sephiroth: ...
Sephiroth: Thank you
Mysterious Shadow: Wart Wart Wart
Sephiroth: *Throws plasma grenade*
Mis-shapen Mysterious Shadow: WRAAAAGH!
Sephiroth: *Goes back to the other guy and throws the dodongo bag and flask at the guy* TAKE IT
The Man Formerly Known as Dennis: You've done well, kid. But I gotta hand it to you for getting past all those challenges...
The Man Formerly Known as Dennis: But...
*takes the flask and dips the dodongo bag in fresh organic tea-broth*
Cid: I just wanted MY GODDAMN TEA
Sephiroth: God fucking DAMNIT Cid! There's a store three blocks away!
*Lights up a cigarette and casually points to Lady Luck on the Highwind parked by the store three blocks away*
Sephiroth: She's a whore!
Cid: Damn straight, and she took my gil. Aint just the same without my Legendary Tea Baggin Ale
Cid: Now...
Cid: Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA. You earned it.
Sephiroth: I dont like tea...
Barrett - %#!^ again!
-To be continued?-
Sephiroth: lol sure
AC: omg cliffhanger
Sephiroth: zomg sequel!
AC: story progression: mario 3 > SMW2 > Strong Bad > OoT > FF7 > Halo > Cid
Sephiroth: Cids his own story
Cid: Arggggggh! DAMN, I'm pissed! Shera! I'll be in the backyard tunin' up Tiny Bronco! AN' make sure to serve them some tea! All right!?
X was the main character.
[May contain strong language]
Sephiroth: hey
Sephiroth: HEY!
Sephiroth: !!!
| ? |
Sephiroth: *jumps*
*coin*
Sephiroth: damn
Sephiroth: *jumps again*
*coin*
Sephiroth: *jumps 8 more times*
*coin* x 7 -> turns to [>.<]
Sephiroth: *moves on*
| ? |
Sephiroth: *jumps*
*releases hammer bros suit, tanuki suit, 3 1-ups, and a poison mushroom*
Sephiroth: *takes all but the mushroom (mushroom)*
Piranha plant eats mushroom *nom nom nom*
Sephiroth: *jumps over plant*
*piranha plant transforms into Naval Piranha (TM) and follows you*
Sephiroth: *runs*
Sephiroth: >>>>>>>P
*Shrugs and eats baby Mario* Nom nom nom
Sephiroth: *doesnt care, found baby Mario annoying thats to mario world 2*
*Suddenly, spinys... thousands of them... fall from the clouds*
Sephiroth: *puts on hammer bros suit and starts throwing hammers*
*lakitu dies, leaving an empty floating cloud*
Your exits are North, South, Taco Bell, and Dennis
Sephiroth: *takes dennis*
Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimber jam. He paces about nerviously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.
Sephiroth: asks : "where is ye flask?"
Dennis: To find ye flask, you must climb the nearest skate park ramp, swim through the treacherous Wisconsin River, and find the Keysmith. There he will provide you a key to open one of twenty doors in an abandoned papermill.
Sephiroth: *Pulls key out of his pocket* I did that sidequest first, since I got the red tunic
Dennis: Now listen ma boi, you require the legendary dodongo bomb bag to defeat the legendary dodongo behind the Learning of Hill Valley
Sephiroth: Cant I just win it at the gold saucer?
Dennis: ...yes
Sephiroth: Be right back.
Sephiroth: *Goes to gold saucer*
*Cait Sith sees a potential customer*
Cait Sith: Hello fine hero, can I read your fortune? It will only take a second, seriously!
Sephiroth: No
Cait Sith: But... I am never wrong and reap the great rewards by... Oh, Hello fine hero, can I read your fortune? It will only take a second, seriously!
Sephiroth: ...
Sephiroth: *Walks up to Cait Sith and deletes system32*
Sephiroth: *Restarts and walks on*
You encounter the gaming room. Choose your event:
- Arm Wrestling
- Super Dunk
- G-Bike
- Mog's House
- Snowboarding
- Submarine Game
- Virtual Battle
- Wonder Catcher
Sephiroth: Virtual Battle
Virtual Battle - 200 Gil
What you need to do is to fight! Fight like a man! To fight, press Triangle for upper attack, Square for middle attack, and Cancel for lower attack. The first one to hit the enemy ten times will proceed to the next level.
Sephiroth: *Enters Konami Code*
*JACKPOT* Millions of coins, gil, GP, and munny pour out of vendor*
Sephiroth: *Takes it all then buys that bag the guy wanted*
Cait Sith 2: Oh great choice, sir hero. I can give you a complementary fortune reading. It will only take a second, seriously!
Sephiroth: Fine
Sephiroth: Read my f*cking fortune!
*does his f*cking little dance that takes over a minute*
Sephiroth: ...
Cait Sith 2: I see in your future the loss of a loved one, tricky (tricky) obstacles, and a man named Dennis. Your lucky numbers are 4, 15, 99, and 9,999.
Sephiroth: Well at least the number is over nine thousand
Cait Sith 2: Yes, I told you it was a great fortune. Here, I will do another JUST for you.
*does his f*cking little dance that takes over a minute*
Sephiroth: ...
Cait Sith 2: Whoops, my megaphone just broke. I'll be back later for more great feats of amazement!
*mysterious shadow approaches the hero*
*tosses Ye Flask at hero's feet*
Sephiroth: ...
Sephiroth: Thank you
Mysterious Shadow: Wart Wart Wart
Sephiroth: *Throws plasma grenade*
Mis-shapen Mysterious Shadow: WRAAAAGH!
Sephiroth: *Goes back to the other guy and throws the dodongo bag and flask at the guy* TAKE IT
The Man Formerly Known as Dennis: You've done well, kid. But I gotta hand it to you for getting past all those challenges...
The Man Formerly Known as Dennis: But...
*takes the flask and dips the dodongo bag in fresh organic tea-broth*
Cid: I just wanted MY GODDAMN TEA
Sephiroth: God fucking DAMNIT Cid! There's a store three blocks away!
*Lights up a cigarette and casually points to Lady Luck on the Highwind parked by the store three blocks away*
Sephiroth: She's a whore!
Cid: Damn straight, and she took my gil. Aint just the same without my Legendary Tea Baggin Ale
Cid: Now...
Cid: Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA. You earned it.
Sephiroth: I dont like tea...
Barrett - %#!^ again!
-To be continued?-
Sephiroth: lol sure
AC: omg cliffhanger
Sephiroth: zomg sequel!
AC: story progression: mario 3 > SMW2 > Strong Bad > OoT > FF7 > Halo > Cid
Sephiroth: Cids his own story
Cid: Arggggggh! DAMN, I'm pissed! Shera! I'll be in the backyard tunin' up Tiny Bronco! AN' make sure to serve them some tea! All right!?
