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Post by prodigi on Nov 21, 2005 21:38:10 GMT -5
Do you still have nightmares about this AZ?  Zombie - "WhAt cAn mAke mE fEeL tHIs WaY? *grunt* MYYYY GIIIRL!!!" [edit - my bad, i had the wrong song the first time ^_^] |
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Post by ArchangelZero on Nov 22, 2005 1:25:11 GMT -5
(Rolls on floor and laughs at the star trek gig)
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SHUDDER
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Post by prodigi on Nov 22, 2005 1:26:55 GMT -5
Now the new DZX message board is FULLY christened.
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Post by LCF on Nov 22, 2005 1:31:49 GMT -5
I suppose Jeff Goldbloom is watching him as well.
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Post by prodigi on Nov 22, 2005 2:22:36 GMT -5
*gets an idea and scampers off*
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Post by LCF on Nov 22, 2005 2:55:40 GMT -5
The One, he is not.  We're Whalers on the moon!  Emporer Palpatine and Mace Windu reincarnated!  The power of Christ compells you!  |
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Post by prodigi on Nov 22, 2005 10:06:44 GMT -5
Subject: Stuff for men to do at Woolies
14 things a man can do at Woolworth's while his wife is taking Her time
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
03. ***i thought maybe i should censor this one out, just in case***
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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Post by LCF on Nov 24, 2005 19:22:47 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth X on Nov 25, 2005 2:41:41 GMT -5
and LCF wins Thanksgiving with a RoboCop reference !!
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Post by Sephiroth X on Nov 25, 2005 23:06:45 GMT -5
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Post by ArchangelZero on Nov 26, 2005 0:29:13 GMT -5
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(slaps forehead and falls out of chair)
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Post by LCF on Nov 26, 2005 4:02:43 GMT -5
Don't make fun of my governor!  |
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Post by The Waffle King on Nov 26, 2005 11:00:09 GMT -5
GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!
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Post by LCF on Nov 27, 2005 1:28:28 GMT -5
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Post by The Waffle King on Nov 28, 2005 0:19:59 GMT -5
woo! this thread broke the 1000 view mark!!! its the most popular thread EVER!!! and its all thanks to zacloud for starting it.
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