haiku thread

[The Waffle King]

through the discussion of boredom with zacloud, it was decided to make a haiku thread. i'm in the process of thinking up some plrpg related ones, but untill then, take a look at this site that zacloud found.

funnypoetry.com/haikuerror.htm

one of my favorites:

No-one can tell
what God or Heaven will do
If you divide by zero.

- Elas Giordano

[The Waffle King]

I got 'em done, I hope you like them. I'm not a poet, so be gentle, lol.

Valtiel:
Abomination,
bringing nightmares to this world
and preying on fears

Sephiroth X:
Light side of the coin,
a silver-haired enigma
restoring the balance

Zack:
A blonde, peppy lad
fighting through his clouded life,
secrets burried deep

Bax:
The King of the Flame
searching for a path back home,
higher things await him

Lynx:
Feline assassin
fights with his prowes of the
supernatural

Dark Crono:
Dark side of the coin,
crushing foes with will alone,
eye piercing your soul

Prodigi:
He has felt Death's grip,
the Afterlife's avenger
seeking his own goals

Archangel Zero:
Touched by Death's hand twice,
he treads upon the coin's edge,
the key lies within

Virgil:
A dead looking man,
power lies within his blood,
control in his veins


I'm pretty sure that's everyone. Some of them were tough with so little known about them, I hope they're accurate and not telling stories they shouln't be telling.

[ZaCloud]

My verdict: Totally awesome! I love the details they capture, so simply yet so deeply. Great job, Waffle-san! ^_^ *dances with joy*

My personal favorite Error haiku:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Mwahahaha!