smtemp
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Post by smtemp on Feb 4, 2008 0:02:10 GMT -5
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smtemp
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Post by smtemp on Feb 4, 2008 0:15:40 GMT -5
This is sad...  |
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phycoredwolf
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AND RAPTOR JESUS SAID NO YOU!
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Post by phycoredwolf on Feb 4, 2008 7:00:40 GMT -5
 Sephy what time is it ?  |
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Post by wondersaiyan on Feb 6, 2008 1:08:09 GMT -5
This was an article in the weekly paper that runs in my old stomping grounds (Caldwell/ Belle Valley, OH). A newspaper called The Journal. It went like this: Resolution: Be a more careful driver. Or...learn to write better accident reports. Top ten actual excuses people have given for their crash: 10. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. 9. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him. 8. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. 7. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. 6. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished. 5. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. 4. I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. 3. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. 2. The telephone pole was approaching fast, I attempted to swerve out of its way, when it struck the front of my car. 1. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the street when I struck him. Smart people are smaaaaaaaaaart.  |
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LCF
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Visine gets the red out.
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Post by LCF on Feb 6, 2008 10:20:18 GMT -5
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Post by ZaCloud on Feb 6, 2008 19:52:17 GMT -5
Woot, awesome! Welcome back dude! ^____^ And now I must add mandatory crazies.    |
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Post by ForeverZeroUltima on Feb 7, 2008 20:32:23 GMT -5
 Sorry, Zacloud! *runs* |
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Post by ZaCloud on Feb 7, 2008 23:22:59 GMT -5
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LOL, that's soooo wrong!!! XDDDDD
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Post by Sephiroth X on Feb 10, 2008 0:00:38 GMT -5
SephirothX: ..... why does billy mays always use CAPS LOCK when doing commercials?
Zacloud: Hehehe, because it's cruise control for cool of course
SephirothX: BILLY MAYS HERE TO SHOW YOU ANOTHER PRODUCT MADE WITH THE POWER OF GODDAMN ORANGES
Zacloud: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SephirothX: he'd fit right in on DBZ
Zacloud: Hehehehe hell yeah
SephirothX: he's what gets summoned when all 7 dragonballs are united
Zacloud: XDDDDDD
Zacloud: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN EXCITING NEW METHOD OF GRANTING YOUR WISH! INTRODUCING "SUPER POWER!" THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR DESIRE COME TRUE!!!
SephirothX: Goku : "..."
SephirothX: *Vegeta's scouter explodes*
Zacloud: XDDDD
Zacloud: Nappa: "Is it over 9000?" Vegeta: ".....So much it's not even funny."
SephirothX: Billy Mays : "HAY VEGETA NO MORE ASKING ABOUT THE SCOUTER AND POWER LEVELS EVER AGAIN NOW WITH THE OXY-SCOUTER 9000"
Zacloud: XDDDDDDD
SephirothX: Piccolo : "This guys crazy"
SephirothX: *Billy Mays takes offense, and shoots a face-lazer at Piccolo from his unnecessarily thick beard"
Zacloud: XD
Zacloud: Billy Mays: "BEARD BEAM 3000!"
Zacloud: "NOW WITH MEGA-CHAR!"
Zacloud: "AND IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, YOU RECEIVE BOOT TO THE HEAD, ABSOLUTELY FREE!"
SephirothX: "KAMEHAMEORANGECLEEEEEEAN!"
Zacloud: XDDD
SephirothX: *Goku eats a senzu bean*
SephirothX: Billy Mays : "YOU CALL THAT A REVITALIZATION!?"
Zacloud: XDDDD
SephirothX: Billy Mays : "MAKE YOUR WISH NOW AND YOU CAN GET A SLICE OF THE ORANGE USED TO MAKE ALL THE ORANGE CLEAN"
Zacloud: XDDDDDD
SephirothX: *Goku goes Super Saiyan 3*
SephirothX: *... just so he can shout loud enough that Mays hears him*
SephirothX: Goku : "MY WISH... IS FOR YOU TO STOP SHOUTING!"
SephirothX: *Billy Mays instantly implodes*
Zacloud: XDDDD
Zacloud: He can't exist without shouting
SephirothX: his lungs immediately lose their right to exist without shouting
SephirothX: since his chest muscles only have 2 settings
SephirothX: shout and inhale
Zacloud: XDDDDD
Zacloud: He couldnt play those whisper-games as a kid, though he sure never got told to project louder at school plays
Zacloud: When told to read out loud, the whole class could hear little Billy without the teacher having to tell him to read louder
SephirothX: he went to a school for the deaf
SephirothX: not because he was deaf
SephirothX: because he made everyone else deaf
Zacloud: XDDD
SephirothX: and everyone there had ugly hair parts
SephirothX: which when put in a proper setup, all parted away from the Billy Mays epicenter
Zacloud: hehehe
SephirothX: Teacher : "role call"
SephirothX: Teacher : "Tommy?
SephirothX: "here"
SephirothX: Teacher : "Eddy"
SephirothX: here
SephirothX: Teacher: "Billy"
SephirothX: BILLY MAYS HERE
Zacloud: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by ZaCloud on Feb 11, 2008 23:08:49 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth X on Feb 12, 2008 19:45:26 GMT -5
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Post by Monochrome Rainbow on Feb 12, 2008 21:02:20 GMT -5
Some picture goodness:  that one was for you waffles  and this one is for you red wolf |
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Post by AltruisticCrono on Feb 14, 2008 15:01:51 GMT -5
Nom, nom, nom.  |
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Post by escanis on Feb 15, 2008 9:32:59 GMT -5
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Post by escanis on Feb 15, 2008 9:43:51 GMT -5
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