The Crazy Thread 2: The Insanity Never Dies!

[ForeverZeroUltima]

[Monochrome Rainbow]

i've had a really shitty past two days. so to lighten the mood, i give you a representation of what phycux was like at the zombie pub crawl him, me, and pudding disease went to:

suigintou.desudesudesu.org/4scrape/img/116279.jpg

[Sephiroth X]

[ArchangelZero]

A little treat for all my peeps in Wisconsin...

[remixedcat]

it would have done better it it were his pinky! *fairy pose!*

[The Waffle King]

ive never seen gurren-lagan before, but after reading this fancomic, i think i will.
i wish my car had a "GO TIME!" button on it....
captainosaka.deviantart.com/art/DOUBLE-K-001-82688715

links in the description for navigation

[ForeverZeroUltima]

Here's an guideline if you ever want to come up with your very own "original" Sci-Fi plot

1. Earth... (skip to 2, 9, or 14)
2. Burns up or freezes or falls into the sun... (skip to 3 or 4)
3. and everybody dies (The End)
4. and almost everybody dies (The End)
5. is struck by a giant comet and... (6, 7, or 8)
6. is destroyed (The End)
7. is saved (The End)
8. is not destroyed but... (3 or 4)
9. scientists... (10 or 11)
10. discover... (12 or 13)
11. invent... (12 or 13)
12. tiny... (15, 16, 17, 18, or 19)
13. giant... (15, 16, 17, 18, or 19)
14. is attacked by Martian, Moon, Betelgeusian, or Extragalactic... (15, 16, 17, 18, or 19)
15. bug(s)... (20)
16. reptile(s)... (20)
17. mechanical device(s)... (20)
18. super persons... (20)
19. icky things... (20)
20. which/who... (21, 22, 23, 24, 25, or 26)
21. want our women... (27, 29, or 30)
22. are friendly (The End)
23. are friendly but misunderstood... (29 or 30)
24. misunderstand us... (29 or 30)
25. understand us too well... (29 or 30)
26. look upon us only as a source of nourishment... (28, 29, or 30)
27. and take a few and leave (The End)
28. and eat us (The End)
29. and are radioactive... (31 or 32)
30. and are not radioactive... (31 or 32)
31. and can be killed by... (33, 34, or 35)
32. and cannot be killed by... (36, 37, or 38)
33. the atomic bomb (The End)
34. the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, and/or Coast Guard (The End)
35. a crowd of peasants with torches (The End)
36. the atomic bomb... (39, 40, 41, 42, 43, or 47)
37. the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, and/or Coast Guard... (39, 40, 41, 42, 43, or 47)
38. a crowd of peasants with torches... (39, 40, 41, 42, 43, or 47)
39. but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
40. so they kill us (The End)
41. so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End)
42. so they eat us (The End)
43. so scientists invent a weapon... (44, 45, or 46)
44. which turns them into disgusting lumps (The End)
45. which kills them (The End)
46. which fails... (39, 40, 41, or 42)
47. but... (48, 49, or 50)
48. a cute little kid convinces them people are okay... (51, 52, or 53)
49. a priest talks to them of God... (51, 52, or 53)
50. they fall in love with this beautiful girl... (51, 52, 53, or 54)
51. and they die (The End)
52. and they leave (The End)
53. and they turn into disgusting lumps (The End)
54. and they get married and live happily forever after (The End)

... ;D

[Monochrome Rainbow]

I found Red Wolf's ancestor:

[Monochrome Rainbow]

Also, epic lolz:

www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html

[remixedcat]

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

[AltruisticCrono]

In such an anime like Ergo Proxy.. there is this thing???

*Cuddles* ^^

[ForeverZeroUltima]

Mar 31, 2009 17:12:03 GMT -5 Monochrome Rainbow said:

Also, epic lolz:

www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html

Somewhere out there, Billy Mays is laughing his ass off.

[The Waffle King]

Apr 1, 2009 18:59:13 GMT -5 AltruisticCrono said:

In such an anime like Ergo Proxy.. there is this thing???

*Cuddles* ^^

and she's a robot!


also, i just noticed that our dzx site has passed up the other dzx's on a google search. we're number one, baby!

[ForeverZeroUltima]

A whole week without a post? CRAZY, I TELL YOU!

Sentences taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in Application for State Aid

-I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?
-I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
-This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
-Mrs. Jones hasn't had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
-I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born 2 years old. When do I get my money?
-I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I had 7 but 1 died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.
-Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with can't eat or anything until he knows.
-I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded by son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married before he was born.
-In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing ten pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.
-I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.
-My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since.
-Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.
-You have changed my little boy to a little girl. Will this make any difference?
-I have no children as yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.
-In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
-I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the Doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another Doctor.

[AltruisticCrono]

ah HA! Random indeed. Not posting for a week is certainly randomly possible.

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