Post by remixedcat on Sept 3, 2008 23:36:21 GMT -5
OMG NOOOOOO!!!! that pic is making me remember the distrubing dream about nintendo that I had half a moon ago.....
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The year is 2010, xbox(3) is out and kicking ass and sony has relenquished themselves soley to portables and doing them very well. Nintendo releases a new console, Looks like they finally got it right, but is comparable to xbox 360 but slightly lower grade graphics.
They have a very promising game list that has the most badass starfox yet, Looks like the game to finally make the big N cool again, people are pre-ordering up to 6 months before release date with thier new system where the lines are the thing of the past..... Oh so perfect!
Then the totally screw it up! Badly, first they decide to lower the specs at the last minute becuase thier main manufacturer went bankrupt becuase the n never gave them enough money and expected the systems to be all made before they got anything out of it (thier new policy) the company's future soley relied on this deal..... and the systems which they were expensive to make becuase nintendo wanted a very expensive material for the outer casing that soulc have been made with regular materials, then they lied to all the hardware companies involved. And they cheated over the new graphics chipset maker for the systems (XRMachine-an Nvidia company) ...... the list goes on!!!
Now here's the bad part the badass starfox game was to be included with the system at lanuch and to finally have online..... but they cancel it at the last minute becuase it wasn't accessible enough, then they instead do the inthinkable....
they bundle with it the latest mario game, mario's troubleistic encounter...... the title looks potetially cool...... but the game is far from it. with slightly higher then GAMECUBE graphics... and a bad story line.... the whole world is messed up as mario wakes up and realises his hat is missing. and he looks very distubing and his ass is chunkier then hell and has this deformed excuse for a nub of a tail that would make anyone puke thier guts out looking that. And he has no face! WTF!!!!!! Someone bought me tier new system and that game and it made me throw up all over them. The next few games they released were even worse. and one of them makde you take care of an annoying baby with you while the rest of the game was annoying enough.
And nintendo's execs were being assholes about the whole thing and blaming the gamers for everything, and msot of the systems ended up returned and they still did not post a recall becuase the power supply was bad and caused one fire in a really expensive house and killed two people.
I have a feeling this may be evfer so true but no so drastic, but it will most likely be the scenario for thier new system.
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The year is 2010, xbox(3) is out and kicking ass and sony has relenquished themselves soley to portables and doing them very well. Nintendo releases a new console, Looks like they finally got it right, but is comparable to xbox 360 but slightly lower grade graphics.
They have a very promising game list that has the most badass starfox yet, Looks like the game to finally make the big N cool again, people are pre-ordering up to 6 months before release date with thier new system where the lines are the thing of the past..... Oh so perfect!
Then the totally screw it up! Badly, first they decide to lower the specs at the last minute becuase thier main manufacturer went bankrupt becuase the n never gave them enough money and expected the systems to be all made before they got anything out of it (thier new policy) the company's future soley relied on this deal..... and the systems which they were expensive to make becuase nintendo wanted a very expensive material for the outer casing that soulc have been made with regular materials, then they lied to all the hardware companies involved. And they cheated over the new graphics chipset maker for the systems (XRMachine-an Nvidia company) ...... the list goes on!!!
Now here's the bad part the badass starfox game was to be included with the system at lanuch and to finally have online..... but they cancel it at the last minute becuase it wasn't accessible enough, then they instead do the inthinkable....
they bundle with it the latest mario game, mario's troubleistic encounter...... the title looks potetially cool...... but the game is far from it. with slightly higher then GAMECUBE graphics... and a bad story line.... the whole world is messed up as mario wakes up and realises his hat is missing. and he looks very distubing and his ass is chunkier then hell and has this deformed excuse for a nub of a tail that would make anyone puke thier guts out looking that. And he has no face! WTF!!!!!! Someone bought me tier new system and that game and it made me throw up all over them. The next few games they released were even worse. and one of them makde you take care of an annoying baby with you while the rest of the game was annoying enough.
And nintendo's execs were being assholes about the whole thing and blaming the gamers for everything, and msot of the systems ended up returned and they still did not post a recall becuase the power supply was bad and caused one fire in a really expensive house and killed two people.
I have a feeling this may be evfer so true but no so drastic, but it will most likely be the scenario for thier new system.