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Post by The Waffle King on Jul 10, 2008 7:41:44 GMT -5
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Post by remixedcat on Jul 10, 2008 12:33:55 GMT -5
I was thinking the same thing. XD. and such a cute cat! >^__^<
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Post by AltruisticCrono on Jul 10, 2008 22:46:45 GMT -5
Something like this was posted a while ago, but I'll revive it again! DZX Productions - hosted and read by the Swedish Chef! Click Here"Yuoor oonly plece-a tu feend prefeeoos ooff upcumeeng feedeus frum EltrooeesticCrunu, Erchungel Zeru, Sephurut X, SqeeKy kLeee, _Ice-a Ungel_, und Veffffle-a Keeng es vell es funert, funffeecshun stureees, und oozeer meescelluneuoos interteeenment. Um de hur de hur de hur. Yuoo cun ifee reqooest yuoor oovn idees fur uny ooff zeese-a tupeecs in oooor furoom."
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Post by Sephiroth X on Jul 10, 2008 23:37:43 GMT -5
Bungie.nets Cold Storage map info
Culd Sturege-a, is a vermly creffted, dooteeffoolly beooteeffied updete-a ooff Helu: CE clesseec moolteepleyer mep, Cheell Oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur. It is efeeeleble-a oon Xbux Leefe-a Merketplece-a fur free-a begeenning JOoLY 7t, 2008.
Zee neetty-greetty: Meke-a soore-a yuoo doonlued Culd Sturege-a (it's free-a, vhy vuooldn't yuoo?) becoose-a pleyleests thet prefeeuoosly reqooured zee Legendery Meps veell hefe-a zeeur deseegneshun in-geme-a chunged tu "Reqooures Ell Meps. Um gesh dee bork, bork!" Thet meuns zee Herdcure-a pleyleests und zee Duooble-a IXP veekends veell ell reqooure-a Culd Sturege-a (zee ixcepshuns ere-a MLG und Greeffbell vhee it retoorns).
(also, upcoming movie) Zee Derk Kneeght : Vhy Su Sereeuoos?
And finally a chunk of dialogue between Sephiroth X and Dark Crono in the PLRPG
*Sephurut X slooly luuks tu hees lefft und luuks et Derk Crunu's huuded feegoore-a*
Sephurut X: ...Hellu Crunu...
*Derk Crunu's feeent smeele-a is refflected ooffff ooff zee Mesemoone-a.
Derk Crunu: ...Soorpreesed yuoo remember me-a...
*Sephurut X’s iyes nerrooed a leettle-a*
Sephurut X: ...Soorpreesed yuoo fullooed me-a...
*Derk Crunu luuked oofer tu zee veezeered ruse-a zeen toorned tu fece-a Sephurut X, hees shuoolder joost under zee blede-a ooff zee Mesemoone-a.*
Derk Crunu: Eh, vhet a seegn it is ooff ifeel leeffe-a, vhee deeth's eppruech is seee su terreeble-a...
*Derk Crunu stepped tooerds X*
Derk Crunu: Unytheeng su dreedffool es tu be-a leeke-a deet....X?
*Sephurut X breeeffly luuked et zee ruse-a*
Sephurut X: ...Thet ves fur her. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!..
* Sephurut X slooly luuked beck et zee bleckened fece-a ooff Derk Crunu*
Sephurut X: ...I cunnut sleep... remember. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.. feel seffe-a... und epperently I cunnut muoorn ieezeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!..
*Sephurut X slooly looered zee Mesemoone-a tu hees seede-a*
Sephurut X: Vhy ere-a yuoo here-a, Crunu...?
Derk Crunu: It eppeers thet yuoor plun is set intu mushun...oone-a thet mey ooferteke-a Zee Senete-a und ulteemetely feend zee Ilement thet ve-a su chereesh.
Sephurut X: Thet. Um de hur de hur de hur... ve-a... chereesh?
Derk Crunu: Indeed. Bork bork bork!..
*Derk Crunu poosed mumentereely*
Derk Crunu: Ve-a ere-a nut su deefffferent. Um de hur de hur de hur...Yuoo und I... Ve-a vunt zee ilement fur oooor oovn reesuns, boot in zee ind it's oonly fur pooer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Sephurut X: It oonly hes zee pooer tu ind leeffe-a... nut tu breeng it beck... iff it cuoold. Bork bork bork!.. I vuoold hefe-a bruooght her beck elreedy. Bork bork bork!
Derk Crunu: Eh Cetreena, hoo innucent in her yuoot...sooch a sheme-a thet she-a ves drevn intu zee derkness ooff mun
*Sephurut X’s free-a hund clused intu a teeght feest vheele-a hees oozeer hund gresped zee Mesemoone-a teeghtly*
Sephurut X: It's oonly becoose-a ooff yuoo thet I lust her. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!..
*Derk Crunu hulds beck a sleeght ceckle-a
Derk Crunu: Yuoo're-a zee oone-a vhu inded her leeffe-a X, nut me-a... Hoo iruneec thet iternel lufers ture-a iech oozeer epert veet a seengle-a streeke-a. Ifee I cuooldn't hefe-a predeected thet better. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
*X clused hees iyes mumentereely und tuuk a sloo deep breet, ettempteeng tu nut elloo hees unger und rege-a tu teke-a thingyrul. In hees meend he-a hed tu eccept thet it ves hees svurd thet deleefered Cetreene's murtel vuoond. Bork bork bork!..*
Sephurut X: Zee oonly reesun she-a deeed by my svurd ves bleend loock... she-a deeed es I ettempted tu du sumetheeng I shuoold hefe-a dune-a lung egu...
Derk Crunu: Yuoo knoo es vell es I thet yuoo deedn't pussess zee pooer beck zeen
*X cucks hees lefft iyebroo es hees seemply smurk sooddenly eppeers oon hees fece-a*
Sephurut X: Und vhu's seyeeng thet I dun't pusses thet pooer noo?
*Sephurut X's seext sense-a sooddenly peecked up sumetheeng, sumetheeng thet mede-a zee heur oon zee beck ooff X's neck stund up. Sumetheeng su pooerffool… he-a nefer sensed unytheeng su messeefe-a. Und es fest es it heet heem it joost es fest feded intu nutheeng egeeen. Bork bork bork!.. X's iyes veedened es he-a feegoored oooot vhere-a zee suoorce-a ooff thet pooer ceme-a frum... durectly frum Crunu...*
Derk Crunu: Indeed. Bork bork bork!..thet deleeghtffool ixpereement thet yuoo undertuuk...ves creeted by me-a. Nutheeng oon Geeea cuoold hefe-a creeted sooch a seroom...boot rezeer un unceeent feellege-a ooff megeec. Elthuoogh yuoor pooer hes increesed by hund-fulds, yuoo steell remeeen a mere-a pooppet tu me-a.
*Sephurut X treeed tu keep hees fece-a celm... nut letteeng Derk Crunu's inteemideshun oofer heem becume-a feesible-a*
Sephurut X: Vhy du yuoo treet me-a leeke-a a pooppet. Um de hur de hur de hur... Vhy du yuoo hoont me-a...?
Derk Crunu: I hefe-a pluns fur yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!..Sume-a yuoo'fe-a elreedy eccumpleeshed, sume-a yet tu be-a deescufered. Bork bork bork! In zee ind, it's a mere-a geme-a fur my pleesoore-a... oor perheps ind. Bork bork bork! It's yet tu be-a seee...
Sephurut X: Und vhet iff I du nut veesh tu cuuperete-a... oor perheps. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.. feeel?
Derk Crunu: It's nut a metter ooff cuupereshun... It is seemply a pert ooff yuoor inner beeeng. Yuoo veell eccumpleesh my tesks veethuoot knooledge-a… es fur feeeloore-a... I duoobt thet vuoold ifer heppee
Sephurut X: Vell zeen… Yuoo moost elsu knoo by noo thet zeere-a ere-a oozeers oooot zeere-a... Sume-a ooff vheech I vuoold essoome-a seek zee Ilement es mooch es yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.. Sume-a ooff vheech cuoold huld greet pooer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.. Vhet veell u du ebuoot zeem? Boot zeere-a is oone-a tesk I knoo I veell nut feeel... yuoo veell deee-a by my hunds Crunu ...I prumeese-a...
*Derk Crunu toorned hees beck oon X und sterted tu velk evey*
Derk Crunu: A nuble-a stetement frum a mere-a murtel... Yuoo poot heegh hupe-a intu yuoor su-celled elleees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Let zeem seek zee unetteeeneble-a... Boot in zee ind, es yuoo und I hefe-a fureseee, ve-a ere-a zee ind ooff zee vurld. Bork bork bork!.. oone-a vey oor zee oozeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Es fur Ezreeel, he-a perheps hes a pert in ell ooff thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!...
*Sephurut X mumentereely poosed*... Ezreeel?
Derk Crunu: Indeed. Bork bork bork!..Zee oozeer oone-a vhu hoonts zee neeght leeke-a a furguttee ghust. Um de hur de hur de hur. He-a begeens tu reeleeze-a thet he-a hulds unuzeer feteffool ind tu thees vurld. Bork bork bork!.. Perheps I'fe-a let heem cerry zee boordee ooff thet jooel tuu lung... Vuooldn't vunt heem tu meke-a a meesteke-a, noo vuoold ve-a?
*A smell beet ooff unger begun tu teke-a oofer X, es hees meku iyes breeghtened up mumentereely. Bork bork bork!*
Sephurut X: Furst ooffff... Du nut velk evey frum me-a... I'm nut feenished. Bork bork bork!.. Secundly. Bork bork bork!.. I veell nut elloo yuoo tu hoort unybudy ilse-a... Nubudy deserfes tu incuoonter sumetheeng leeke-a yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.. Und thurd. Bork bork bork!...
*Sephurut X smurked*
Sephurut X: Yuoo telk tuoogh fur a mun vhu heedes beheend a mesk ooff derkness…
*Derk Crunu slooed hees pece-a tu a stup*
Derk Crunu: A mesk ooff derkness leees eruoond iferyune-a in thees vurld, incloodeeng yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Cun yuoo theenk me-a su brukee, su debesed veet curpurel serfeetoode-a, thet my meend ifer veell cundescend tu sooch ebsoord cummunds?
*Sephurut X’s smurk beceme-a a leettle-a lerger*
Sephurut X - Vell... Yuoo joost deed
*Un ichu ooff Derk Crunu’s looghter soorruoonded zee elley*
Derk Crunu: ...Eh hoo yuoo hoomur me-a X, perheps ve-a hefe-a sume-a items in cummun. Bork bork bork!
*Sephurut X’s smurk feded evey tu a froon. Bork bork bork!.. Nut leeking a cumpereesun betveee heemselff und Crunu... He-a breeeffly luuked doon tu zee Mesemoone-a thet ves steell furmly gresped in hees lefft hund. Bork bork bork!.. Shuoold he-a etteck? He-a treeed tu sturm Zeeun und soorfeefed oone-a epperent sooeecide-a, cuoold he-a soorfeefe-a unuzeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.?*
*Derk Crunu nuteeced thet X ves clootcheeng hees svurd*
Derk Crunu: Ooh yes, thet secred blede-a ooff dreemstune-a... Hoo it screems ooff bluud und eguny ooff turtoored suools… Yuoor veesh is tu streeke-a me-a doon, isn't it?
Sephurut X: Zeere's oonly oone-a suool thees svurd veeshes tu turtoore-a…<br> *Sephurut X cuooldn’t theenk ooff unytheeng ilse-a tu sey. Bork bork bork!... Soore-a he-a vunted tu seemply loonge-a et Crunu.... boot sumetheeng ves cumpelleeng heem nut tu*
Sephurut X: ...Und vhet vuoold yuoo knoo ebuoot zee Mesemoone-a...?
*Sumetheeng urged Sephurut X tu esk thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.... He-a celled it a blede-a ooff dreemstune-a... X thuooght thees svurd ves oonly trooly knoon by heemselff und its creetur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.. Hoo deed HE knoo ebuoot it oor its ooreegins?*
*Derk Crunu’s reeght iye-a teenged a sleeght blooe-a beffure-a retoorneeng tu its guldee gloo - mekeeng hees seelhuooette-a shoodder fur a breeeff mument*
Derk Crunu: Yuoo'd leeke-a tu knoo, vuooldn't yuoo?
*X cucked hees heed mumentereely es he-a sev zee shoodder in zee seelhuooette-a.... He-a tempurereely sensed sumetheeng strunge-a... Leeke-a zeere-a vhere-a tvu Crunu's fur a mument. Um de hur de hur de hur...*
Derk Crunu: Eh...Zee dreemstune-a... ruck ooff zee unceeents. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I’fe-a fuooght a veepun leeke-a thet. Um de hur de hur de hur... beffure-a I cleeemed it fur myselff ooff cuoorse-a...
Sephurut X: ...Veepun… leeke-a thet?
Derk Crunu: Indeed. Bork bork bork!..Oone-a thet soorpesses zee ooreeginel, boot reqooures mure-a inergy tu veeeld. Bork bork bork!.. Zee Mestermoone-a.
Sephurut X: ...Mester. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!..moone-a...?
*X luuked doon et hees Mesemoone-a mumentereely. Bork bork bork!...*
Sephurut X: My svurd. Bork bork bork!... Oobsulete-a..?
Derk Crunu: Unleeke-a zee Mesemoone-a, it soorruoonds its mester veet a derk oora thet oofertekes a veekened suool… Imegeene-a zee veepun vhee zee mester nu lunger is effffected by its deet vheespers. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.. Boot thet is unuzeer teeme-a... Vhee yuoo see-a it fur yuoorselff.
*Sumetheeng in X's suool deeed tu see-a thees veepun. Bork bork bork!.. tu see-a it fur heemselff... Boot X hed elveys held zee Mesemoone-a heeghly es a uneeqooe-a svurd. Bork bork bork!.. a mesterpeeece-a oonly he-a cuoold veeeld. Bork bork bork!.. noo... secund best?*
*A reeenboo gleent refflected zee muun breeeffly oon zee irun vell*
Derk Crunu: Oone-a cunnut cherge-a intu bettle-a veet duoobts ooff hees veepun. Bork bork bork!..he-a vuoold seemply pereesh.
*Sephurut X bruke-a hees stere-a et zee Mesemoone-a und toorned hees iyes beck tu Derk Crunu... Crunu ves getteeng intu hees heed vey tu ieseely, X hed tu bluck it oooot oor he-a soorely vuoold deee-a...*
*Derk Crunu scunned X's thuooghts fur a breeeff secund*
Derk Crunu: I beleeefe-a my poorpuse-a hes beee foolffeelled, my pooppet. Um de hur de hur de hur. thingyeenooe-a yuoor tesk es plunned
*X felt unuzeer inergy speeke-a heet hees seext sense-a; it ves peeenffool und mede-a heem fell tu hees knees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! X drupped zee Mesemoone-a und gresped hees heed und et zee seme-a teeme-a hees thuooghts run veeld*
Cetreena... A pevn. Bork bork bork!.. Zee iye-a... Crunu... Zee ixpereement. Um de hur de hur de hur... Zee Mesemoone-a... My desteeny. Bork bork bork!..
*Sooddenly X's oovn veell tu seemply soorfeefe-a tuuk heem oofer egeeen, hees meku iyes beceme-a breeght glooeeng suoorces ooff inergy es he-a luuked up tu zee sky und screemed oooot*
Sephurut X: DEMN YOOo GET OoOoT OoF MY MIND!
*Ell ooff X's inner inergy, et leest mumentereely, let oooot cooseeng a breeeff goost ooff veend tu bloo doon zee elley mekeeng Crunu's cluek flere-a in zee veend* X zeen vent doon tu hees hunds und knees breetheeng heefeely es Crunu luuked oon. Bork bork bork!
*Derk Crunu’s feegoore-a ves sterteeng tu fede-a. Zee oorura eruoond hees fece-a remeeened a poore-a blooe-a*
Derk Crunu: Ixcellent. Um de hur de hur de hur... I cun oonly imegeene-a yuoor crypteec pooers oonce-a yuoo herness it. Um de hur de hur de hur. I reffoose-a tu ind yuoor leeffe-a unteel yuoo hefe-a reeched it’s fooll. Oonly zeen. Bork bork bork!..
*X heed slooly reeesed, luukeeng et Crunu veet a luuk ooff intense-a hetred es Crunu begun tu fede-a evey*
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Post by AltruisticCrono on Jul 15, 2008 20:32:40 GMT -5
I am SO confused.
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Post by ZaCloud on Jul 15, 2008 23:38:56 GMT -5
LOL... Wow... that's like, as disturbing as my "The Sad King" story I wrote when I was a kid... @_@ Funny but... so incomprehensibly mean with no point... I need to remake that sometime and post it here... for if folks need to like, be disturbed more... >.>
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Post by remixedcat on Jul 16, 2008 0:08:06 GMT -5
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Post by wondersaiyan on Jul 16, 2008 2:18:06 GMT -5
sam_1ce: Blaaaaaargh....... me drooping....... wonder_saiyan: go forth, and geep as slow as you must.... wonder_saiyan: er...yeah wonder_saiyan: slow to geep=go to sleep sam_1ce: hehe sam_1ce: I know, you've slowed so many geeps that I'm familiar with the meaning wonder_saiyan: lol wonder_saiyan: then there's shake a tower.... sam_1ce: Yup, oh how many towers have since fallen wonder_saiyan: mwahahaha! wonder_saiyan: earthquakes ain't got nothing on gettin' clean sam_1ce: hehehe, oh yeah sam_1ce: Someday when I have more time to indulge, I'm gonna take a long warm bath with epsom salts and my rubber ducky. That'll hit a 6.0 on the richtor scale! wonder_saiyan: at least wonder_saiyan: maybe even a 6.4 sam_1ce: maybe over 9000 wonder_saiyan: ! wonder_saiyan: the world will never recover! sam_1ce: lol wonder_saiyan: that's madness! sam_1ce: madness? wonder_saiyan: THIS wonder_saiyan: IS wonder_saiyan: BATH TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME! sam_1ce: XDDDDDDD wonder_saiyan: XD sam_1ce: *kicks the dude, he falls into the tub with a splash* wonder_saiyan: LOL wonder_saiyan: SOAP, MUTHAFUCKA! wonder_saiyan: DO YOU USE IT?! sam_1ce: XDDDD sam_1ce: TONIGHT sam_1ce: WE BATHE sam_1ce: IN HELL! wonder_saiyan: but the electric is off.... wonder_saiyan: THEN WE SHALL SCRUB IN THE DARK! sam_1ce: XDDD wonder_saiyan: lol wonder_saiyan: i may posty in crazy thready wonder_saiyan: bit oh this insanity sam_1ce: oh yes, please do, the world starveth for a slice and a slice we have to give wonder_saiyan: lol wonder_saiyan: THEN A SLICE THEY SHALL GET sam_1ce: XD sam_1ce: Hehehehe sam_1ce: Goodniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight wonder_saiyan: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight of the gooooooooooooood sam_1ce: *opens an umbrella and floats away*
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Post by remixedcat on Jul 17, 2008 23:23:08 GMT -5
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Post by ZaCloud on Jul 21, 2008 1:52:21 GMT -5
RC: ...Whoah... @_@ That baby's face.... @@@_@@@
Waffles, check that crap out, seriously... You may find inspiration of some sort in that stuff.
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Hehehe, epic lulz between my self and SephX! (And the fire/voltage jokes are from the song "High Voltage" by Electric Six, for those who have not yet won half the battle)
Sephiroth X: its hot by you too? Zacloud: Yeah, has been for a long time, and I has no AC and no real insulation and concrete foundation right in the sun with pilot lights on stove being abnormally hot Sephiroth X: ogod Sephiroth X: so fire in the disco? Zacloud: heh, yeah.... fire in the Zacloud: Taco Bell Sephiroth X: XD Sephiroth X: well dont leave a hairdryer out Sephiroth X: cuz there might be danger Sephiroth X: danger Sephiroth X: .... Sephiroth X: high voltage Zacloud: XD Zacloud: Can't even cook in this house, cuz then it'd be Zacloud: fire in the Zacloud: gates of Hell Zacloud: I did have to take apart the smoke alarm cuz the stifling heat kept setting it off @_@ Zacloud: (no stove or anything, just the regular heat) Sephiroth X: ugh Sephiroth X: well i hate to cut u off but i need the sleepz Zacloud: Me too, so s'all good Sephiroth X: i have caught a severe case of tired Zacloud: Heh, and you passed it to me dangit. It's a TTD!!! Zacloud: Textually Transmitted Disease Sephiroth X: ZOMG Zacloud: XD Sephiroth X: but i didnt text you that way! Zacloud: I know, but we texted anyway... Sephiroth X: YOU HAD TEXT WITH SOMEONE ELSE Zacloud: XDDDDDDDD Sephiroth X: but i had protection!!! see i had spell check enabled! Zacloud: ROFLROCKET!!!!!! XDDDD Zacloud: Oh jeez... Zacloud: I think I'm pregnant.... Zacloud: Yes... there's a text file in the folder Sephiroth X: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT Zacloud: It's 32 kb along Sephiroth X: and i cant even falcon punch it Zacloud: Why would you want to punch it? It's your .doc file too! Either we'll have to get conference-chatted, or you'll have to filesend money.jpg every month! Zacloud: I'm keeping this .doc file! Sephiroth X: well its your fault! you're the one who broke holes in my spellchecker so that it wouldnt pick up apostrophies or compound words! Zacloud: So you think I did it!? It had to be a h4xx0r! Sephiroth X: it is your fault! you're the one who wanted to spell 'lulz' Zacloud: You didn't complain though, you went along! And don't pretend you didn't enjoy the lulz either! Sephiroth X: you think any guy in their right mind is going to turn down lulz? especially epic lulz like we had?! Zacloud: XDDDDD Sephiroth X: XDDDD Zacloud: This is win, hehehe Sephiroth X: save this win Zacloud: Saving win Zacloud: Win saved
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Post by remixedcat on Jul 21, 2008 13:28:00 GMT -5
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Post by remixedcat on Jul 21, 2008 19:20:13 GMT -5
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Post by AltruisticCrono on Jul 24, 2008 1:08:35 GMT -5
...so I looked at the moon and said... Ma-LOL-a's Mask?
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Post by smtemp on Jul 24, 2008 20:06:51 GMT -5
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Post by AltruisticCrono on Jul 27, 2008 18:05:44 GMT -5
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