I have something to say!

[LCF]

An essay on Sephiroth X

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Sephiroth X. The constantly changing fashionable take on Sephiroth X demonstrates the depth of the subject. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, there are just not enough blues songs written about Sephiroth X. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he must have been referning to Sephiroth X. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Sephiroth X smells of success.

Primarily Sephiroth X builds trust among the people. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Sephiroth X within the vast framework which this provides.


The statistics make it clear that Sephiroth X is a major market factor. Seemingly oil prices will continue to follow Sephiroth X for the foreseeable future. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to Sephiroth X. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

Take a moment to consider the words of the famous political Esperanza Rock 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] I argue that his insight into Sephiroth X provided the inspiration for these great words. If Sephiroth X be the food of politics, play on.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Sephiroth X, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

In summary, Sephiroth X is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It questions, influences the influencers, and it is human.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Keanu Pfeiffer: 'I love Sephiroth X? Yes! Hurray for Sephiroth X!' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Weekly Sephiroth X - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

[ZaCloud]

LOL I'm loving this!!! XD

Says so much without saying a thing, hehe.

"The Human species liberally desires Sephiroth X" *hearts that quote* XD

[LCF]

An essay on Zacloud

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Zacloud, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. In depth analysis of Zacloud can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Zacloud is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, who just don't like that sort of thing. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Zacloud and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Zacloud irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Did I mention how lovely Zacloud is? It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Zacloud. Of course, Zacloud fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
Inflation

Inflation

Zacloud

What a splendid graph. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank inflation looms over Zacloud this cannot be a coincidence. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing Zacloud and political feeling.

Take a moment to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Esperanza T. Time 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Zacloud. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Zacloud and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
While Zacloud may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

We can say with certainty Zacloud deserves all of the attention it gets. It questions, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and always chips in.

I will leave the last word to the famous Sigourney Hendrix: 'Oooh yeah Zacloud shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[ZaCloud]

XD Oh boy am I flattered! Hehehe

Two more great quotes in there. Including a song, about meee!!! *feels her head swell*

Oh yeah, that's how I lower inflation; it all gets pumped into my head, 'inflating' it. My ego grows so powerful it's then used as a permanent and non-polluting power source, forever resolving the oil and coal crisis.

[prodigi]

[LCF]

An essay on Prodigi

The subject of Prodigi is a controversial issue. I really, really like Prodigi. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is important to remember that �what goes up must come down.� It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Prodigi is rarely given rational consideration by those most reliant on technology, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Prodigi.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Prodigi helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than Prodigi, and I mean nothing. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, Prodigi fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

National Debt
Prodigi

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Obviously the national debt is in financial terms 'holding hands with Prodigi.' Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing Prodigi and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Prodigi and ones own image of themselves.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of a legend in their own life time, Augstin Woodpecker 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Prodigi, his words cannot be over-looked. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Prodigi.
Why did Prodigi cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Prodigi doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Prodigi has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It enriches, invades where necessary and most importantly it perseveres.

I will leave the last word to the famous Keanu Jackson: 'I love Prodigi? Yes! Hurray for Prodigi!' [3]

[AltruisticCrono]

An essay on LCF

The issues involving LCF has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of LCF. Given that its influence pervades our society, there are just not enough blues songs written about LCF. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those most reliant on technology, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of LCF. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of LCF.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Back when Vealinger remarked "the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold" [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course LCF raises the question 'why?'

Primarily LCF builds trust among the people. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to LCF, again and again.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it's lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, LCF fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.

Interest
LCF

The statistics make it clear that LCF is a major market factor. Well interest will continue to follow LCF for the foreseeable future. Perhaps to coin a phrase LCFeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting night and day.

In the words of award winning journalist Demetrius T. Time 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I argue that his insight into LCF provided the inspiration for these great words. History tells us that LCF will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
I hope, for our sake that LCF will endure.

Conclusion

In my opinion LCF deserves all of the attention it gets. It collaborates successfully, influences the influencers,, though LCF brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly LCF.

I'll leave you with this quote from Wyclef Jackson: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Weekly LCF - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

[The Waffle King]

An essay on AltruisticCrono

To delve deeply into AltruisticCrono is an exciting adventure. In depth analysis of AltruisticCrono can be an enriching experience. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It still has the power to shock so called 'babies', many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he could have been making a reference to AltruisticCrono, but probably not. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, AltruisticCrono is quite good.

Did I mention how lovely AltruisticCrono is? It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a classic economic system of analysis.

Cost Of Living

AltruisticCrono

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of AltruisticCrono, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? My personal view is that the cost of living is in financial terms 'holding hands with AltruisticCrono.' What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love AltruisticCrono.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing AltruisticChrono and ones own image of themselves.

Take a moment to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Elijah Shandy 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] What a fantastic quote. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about AltruisticCrono and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

While AltruisticCrono may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the AltruisticCrono must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, applauds greatness and never hides.

The final say goes to the award winning Leonardo Jackson: 'I demand AltruisticCrono, nothing more nothing less.' [3]



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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your guide to AltruisticCrono - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

[ArchangelZero]

OMG... THIS IS AWESOME!!!

[Shadow Phoenix]

This makes me so happy *bursts into tears*

So beautiful!

[ZaCloud]

I decided to give this a go. ^_^ And boy did my second try on this subject come out very fitting!
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An essay on stupidity

Issues surrounding stupidity can never be over analysed. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of stupidity. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning stupidity by those most reliant on technology, many of whom blame the influence of television. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is stupidity.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. Back when Vealinger reamarked �the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold� [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of stupidity on today's society. A child�s approach to stupidity is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Did I mention how lovely stupidity is? Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets stupidity they are changed.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it�s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.

Oil Prices

stupidity

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of stupidity, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Even a child could work out that oil prices has always depended upon stupidity to a certain extent, but now more that ever. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting stupidity and political feeling.

In the words of the star of stage and screen Kuuipo Tuigamala 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of stupidity, his words cannot be over-looked. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of stupidity.'
While stupidity may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

To conclude, stupidity deserves all of the attention it gets. It establishes order, applauds greatness and most importantly it perseveres.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Keanu Hanks: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

[Shadow Phoenix]

Note: Not trying to be egotistical...it just amused me ^_^

An essay on Shadow Phoenix

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Shadow Phoenix. Underestimate Shadow Phoenix at your peril. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably Shadow Phoenix is often misunderstood by global commercial enterprises, many of whom blame the influence of television. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Shadow Phoenix.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Shadow Phoenix. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Shadow Phoenix cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. To put it simply, people like Shadow Phoenix.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Interest

Shadow Phoenix
Interest

What a splendid graph. Clearly interest looms over Shadow Phoenix this cannot be a coincidence. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Shadow Phoenixilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

In the words of the star of stage and screen Achilles B. Adger 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Shadow Phoenix. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Shadow Phoenix makes a good case for being the icing.

Since the Renaissance Shadow Phoenix has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

To conclude Shadow Phoenix plays a large part in the lives of all. It replenishes the self, brought up a generation and is a joy to behold.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Whoopi Paltrow: 'I demand Shadow Phoenix, nothing more nothing less.' [3]



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[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Shadow Phoenix, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

[ZaCloud]

Hehehe, that one has some funny and unusually non-essay-like lines in it

Sowwy to jump in again so soon but this simply had to be done:

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An essay on the kitten

To delve deeply into the kitten is an exciting adventure. Underestimate the kitten at your peril. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is estimated that that the kitten is thought about eight times every day by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, obviously. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Much has been said about the influence of the media on the kitten. Observers claim it is quite good.

Recent thought on the kitten has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to the kitten, again and again.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, the kitten fits perfectly into the JTB-Guide-Dog model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.

Inflation

the kitten

What a splendid graph. My personal view is that inflation will continue to follow the kitten for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the kittenism and post-the kittenism.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the famous political Bonaventure Rock 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] He was first introduced to the kitten by his mother. History tells us that the kitten will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Why did the kitten cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that the kitten doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

To conclude the kitten may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It enlightens our daily lives, it stimulates and it is human.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Keanu J. Fox: 'the kitten is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

[LCF]

A child's approach to stupidity is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Wins the internet

[LCF]

Sorry for the double post. But this is something that needs to be said:

My thoughts on DZX productions:

Everybody lock your doors, get a gun, protect yourself! DZX Productions is planning to fill our children's minds with pugnacious and debasing superstitions! Let's start with my claim that if it wanted to, it could discredit legitimate voices in the particularism debate. It could make a mockery of our most fundamentally held beliefs. And it could create a regime of chthonic sectarianism. We must not allow DZX Productions to do any of these. Every time DZX Productions tries, it gets increasingly successful in its attempts to fleece us. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought, but for imagination as well. Maybe DZX Productions just can't handle harsh reality. I don't care what others say about DZX Productions. It's still snappish, neurotic, and it intends to promote promiscuity and obscene language. Any meaningful analysis of the situation must allow for the fact that if DZX Productions continues to permit scummy rapscallions to rise to positions of leadership and authority, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets.

Now, more than ever, we must see through the haze of factionalism. DZX Productions's metanarratives may not be traditional for a featherbrained miscreant, but I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness -- not in a dark, prissy world run by the most mendacious nutcases I've ever seen. It's my hunch that DZX Productions's argument that its lame-brained, clumsy gestapo is a benign and charitable agency is hopelessly flawed and completely circuitous. DZX Productions promises that if we give it and its representatives additional powers, it'll guard us from the worst types of impulsive despots I've ever seen. My question, however is, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? -- Who will guard the guards?

It goes almost without saying that DZX Productions should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. I hate it when people get their facts entirely wrong. For instance, whenever I hear some corporate fat cat make noises about how it is not only acceptable, but indeed desirable, to replace discourse and open dialogue with covinous belief systems and blatant ugliness, I can't help but think that DZX Productions wants to be the one who determines what information we have access to. Yet it is also a big proponent of a particularly mutinous form of sexism. Do you see something wrong with that picture? What I see is that even if one is opposed to neo-backwards barbarism (and I am), then surely, there is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil organizations like DZX Productions. DZX Productions's patter is smooth and quite practiced. It can fast-talk you into believing you'd be better off if you participated in its effort to lower our standard of living. However, its quips fall apart upon reflection. I close this letter along the same lines it opened on: I can defend each and every point I've made so far