What If Dark Crono Worked At Burger King?

[Sephiroth X]

[The Waffle King]

behold the new face of evil!

[LCF]

You don't want to wake up to THAT

[AltruisticCrono]

...


you even had the eye.

[ZaCloud]

Would you like a side of torment with that?

[prodigi]

The following are some ideas Seph and i came up with on MSN the other day for the PLRPG characters working at McDonalds:

Sephiorth X - Works in drive through window handing out take away bags on the end of the masamune.

Zack - Works as a chef and tries and fails miserably at slicing lettuce with Fjalar.

Bax - works as a griller, roasting burgers on his head.

Lynx - Works as janitor, using his shadow warrios to mop up spills.

Dark Crono - works on tills, "So you would like the pleasureable human tastes meal?"

Valtiel - two words: Ronald. McDonald.

Pyramid Head - Grimace

Prodigi - Hamburgler

if i forgot anyone just give a shout out.

[SqiKy kLeen]

Hmmmm, this thread is:
-Funny
-On topic through out
-Original


SqiKy kLeen aprooves of this thread.


Anyways, nice pic, is that something you made or found Seph? Remember, I am currently in need of an advertisement banner, contact me if you would like to make one. (It would be something that other people would put onto their sites.)

[ForeverZeroUltima]

A little kid yells and screams and grabs his toy, knocking his soda down in the process.

"Gah," Lynx sighs. He raises one hand and dark figures zoom forth and whirl around the spill, making it disappear when the shadows left.

"Gee thanks mister!" the kid screams.

One eye twitches. "Just don't ask me if you can trade your toy in for ice cream."

((actually at my workplace you CAN trade toy for ice cream ^_^ good option if you're a teenager/adult who doesn't feel like eating much but doesn't want a toy))

[smtemp]

What about me? *even though you don't really know me yet * I used to work at McDonalds hahah *cringes* I remember going into work one morning majorly hung over and wanting to puke into the fries

[prodigi]

i work in the fruit and veg section of a Coles store. The most exciting thing that happened to me was falling asleep in the cool room after 48 hours straight of being awake.

[Sephiroth X]

i went to work for an 8 hour shift with no sleep cuz I was up all day and night at a LAN party.

So not only was i beyond tired, everything felt like it was Halo.

(IE imagine playing Halo and having Master Chief walking around holding a can of beans in first person and thats how it looked to me).

Then when I went into the backroom is when the fun started and I had the neverending erge to take two of the brooms, set them upright an equal distance away from each other, and play capture the broom (and I would throw those mini cans of Pepsi like grenades... they explode nice)

[prodigi]

what's really weird is lately when i've been going to work i've been tired beyond all comprehension, and for some reason instead of everything appearing to move fast, it seems to me as through i'm moving fast and everything else is moving 3 times slower than me.

[ArchangelZero]

LOL...well, this all reminds me of my experiences at my job this summer. As most of the senior members know, I'm a Splinter Cell fanatic. So after I beat Chaos Theory this summer, the line of reality kinda started to blur. I worked at all kinds of paper mills this summer (i was employed by a contractor) and all the shadows and all the catwalks and industrial areas provided plenty of places for me to creep about in.

[prodigi]

*stumbles in shaken*

word of advice:

never, EVER, play Burnout 3 for 6 hours straight and then get in the car to drive to work.

fricking insane.

[Sephiroth X]

lol

right before AZ, AC, Waffles, and myself drove to see Sqiky. We were at AC's house playing Burnout: Revenge. Then as AZ was driving we were telling him he could get boost points if he went into the oncoming lane, had a couple of near misses, or hit the occasional semi for a crashbreaker!

...we're so cruel ^_^